




Found @ the How To Make It In America blog
Some people say beards are ‘personality cover-ups’, but what am I hiding? Apart from repressed anger due to decades of slavery and that white girl I date-raped when I was 19, I’m an absolute open book.
FUNKY HOUSE

Why would you listen to a faddy ghetto version of house when you can listen to the real stuff? And what’s up with all those stupid dances? I went to a 'funky' club once were half the guys were wearing sunglasses and Gucci scarves and the rest were drinking cheap champagne mixed with Red Bull. I guess that’s what you do when you’re BALLIN.
95% of black girls I’ve dated have continuously told me about how much money their ex-boyfriend made, what car they drove and how great their apartment was. They also never offered to pay for anything at any point between dates 1 and 3.
So how many fights you’ve had, having a street name which ‘holds weight’ and knowing other people who’s street name hold weight are important? How old are we, like 17??
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While this is by no means a sweeping generalisation, I’m not saying all black women are like this, but the ones I’ve dated have generally been into these things. The women I came across with these traits were between the ages of 18 and 25. The older they got, they less likely they were to be into all three, but the money and street cred thing was pretty consistent. There was a trade-off though. Black women over the age of 25 are more prone to have nasty baggage, like an angry ex that used to be/is about to be released from prison, or worse yet, more than one child from multiple fathers. Ouch.

I think my problem may lie in the fact that the black girls I dated weren't creatives. I crash at my friends place in Tooting, which isn’t exactly bursting at the seams with a young black creative scene. This could be the reason why I’m not having much luck. Black creative girls are cool because they’re just as open-minded as their white counterparts, aren’t too fussed about street cred AND they have those ‘head-cracker’ thighs that I’m crazy about. I may have to start spending more time in Shoreditch or somewhere equally ‘creative’ to stand any chance of finding my soulmate.
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