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HELP TO IMPROVE AMERICAN TV: TOTALLY4TEENS ON ADULT SWIM

Afters spending months beings fondled by TV execs in LA, Totally4Teens is finally hitting the air ... sorta.

Brought to you by Derrick Beckles (TV Carnage, Street Carnage), Vernon Chatman (PFFR, Wonder Showzen, Xavier: Renegade Angel, the voice of “Towelie” on South Park), and Ari Fishman (the Daily Show), Totally4Teens is a competitor in Adult Swim's "Big, Uber, Network Sampling," a contest between eight shows to determine which one will see the sweet light of nighttime adult television over in the US of A.

Totally4Teens is up against Soul Quest Overdrive today, February 25th, so get your ass over there and tick the proper box. Voting ends at midnight, so do it NOW.

Oh, and just to remind you who to vote for....

Donald’s World of Crunk: 'My favourite movie, ever'

Whenever I’m feeling down or life pisses me off, I watch a scene from ‘The Room’. It kinda makes everything ‘ok’. I’m sitting here watching the Bafta’s as I write this and all these acceptance speeches make me wanna thank someone for something. So I guess this is my thank you to the films director Tommy Wiseau for making such a memorable and epic work of art. You changed my life, bro.









Words: Donald Crunk

More trips through the brains of people who like fashion

I’m here to change all your perceptions about fat people having no style. I only date models and if you switch on your Bluetooth I’ll send you a video of me getting my ass licked by an eight with perfect boobs. After that, what say me and you grab a pizza or two?

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Some people say beards are ‘personality cover-ups’, but what am I hiding? Apart from repressed anger due to decades of slavery and that white girl I date-raped when I was 19, I’m an absolute open book.

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WORDS FROM A WHITE GUY: 'TRYING TO FIND LOVE IN THE BLACK COMMUNITY, SUCKS'

I’m a white guy and I like black girls. I like white girls and ones from other races, too - but there’s just something about black girls which really gets my cock going. I’ve lived between New York and London for most of my life and have mostly dated non-blacks, but something happened during my most recent trip to London, as I’ve been craving ‘the black woman’ ever since. Black girls are great for lots of different reasons. They have great thighs, for one. I guess you agreeing with that statement depends on what you classify as a ‘great-thigh’, but personally, I’m into ones that look like they could crush your head like a giant pea-nut. Does that make me a sado-masochist? Possibly.

Anyways, there’s a re-occurring problem that I’ve been experiencing whilst dating black chicks. They just don’t ‘get me' . My taste in music, fashion and TV are generally quite ‘hipster-ish’ and while the average black person under the age of 30 has undoubtedly become more cultured over the years (black people are into punk-rock and Vans, now? Cool!), they’re still woefully closed-minded. Young black people in London are generally into three things:

FUNKY HOUSE

Why would you listen to a faddy ghetto version of house when you can listen to the real stuff? And what’s up with all those stupid dances? I went to a 'funky' club once were half the guys were wearing sunglasses and Gucci scarves and the rest were drinking cheap champagne mixed with Red Bull. I guess that’s what you do when you’re BALLIN.

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MONEY

95% of black girls I’ve dated have continuously told me about how much money their ex-boyfriend made, what car they drove and how great their apartment was. They also never offered to pay for anything at any point between dates 1 and 3.

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STREET CRED

So how many fights you’ve had, having a street name which ‘holds weight’ and knowing other people who’s street name hold weight are important? How old are we, like 17??

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While this is by no means a sweeping generalisation, I’m not saying all black women are like this, but the ones I’ve dated have generally been into these things. The women I came across with these traits were between the ages of 18 and 25. The older they got, they less likely they were to be into all three, but the money and street cred thing was pretty consistent. There was a trade-off though. Black women over the age of 25 are more prone to have nasty baggage, like an angry ex that used to be/is about to be released from prison, or worse yet, more than one child from multiple fathers. Ouch.

I think my problem may lie in the fact that the black girls I dated weren't creatives. I crash at my friends place in Tooting, which isn’t exactly bursting at the seams with a young black creative scene. This could be the reason why I’m not having much luck. Black creative girls are cool because they’re just as open-minded as their white counterparts, aren’t too fussed about street cred AND they have those ‘head-cracker’ thighs that I’m crazy about. I may have to start spending more time in Shoreditch or somewhere equally ‘creative’ to stand any chance of finding my soulmate.

Words: White Chocolate
First pic: Lateboots 2nd pic: Carmen Leigh
Last pic: Wayne Tippets

Inside the brains of fashion blog kids

You can add me on facebook and follow me on twitter – shit, you can even add me on myspace if I can remember my password, but I’m still gonna be too young for you to have sex with. Sorry, old dudes.

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If you’ve ever wondered what was going on inside the brains of the pretty and not so pretty people on fashion blogs, then you should click here, because we have it on good recommendation that this is actually what they’re thinking.

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